Okay, seriously. Elevating our house 12.5 feet is not fun.  But doing it in the middle of a pandemic just makes it more special.  Next thing we expect is for the creek to turn red.  Maybe a plague of locusts.  Is it just a coincidence that the company saving us from another flood is “Ark”itektura???  There is “Noah” other explanation for this.  (Okay, it’s getting too corny.  I will stop.)